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How to shave tens of thousands of dollars (and years of therapy) off your wedding

You know when Post Malone drops $30K in the club and you think, “How is that even real?” Girl. Couples in Georgia are doing this on the reg. Just swap out the pole for a flower arch. 

The average wedding in 2019 clocked in at $30,000 (!!!) for around 130 guests. And that does NOT account for wardrobe, jewels, favors, invitations, goat yoga, hair and makeup, or a honeymoon to Baja.

For that much dinero, you could make it rain at a Subaru dealership, put 20% down on a $150K house, or b*tch slap your student loan debt.

$30k for ONE DAY? As Kevin McAllister once said, I don’t think so

What if I told you that you could have a knockout wedding for the tidy sum of $5k-12k? A wedding that does NOT take place in a community center built in 1979 with tube lighting, water-stained ceiling tiles, and metal folding chairs.

Two words: Get tiny.

Tiny is lush. Tiny is bespoke. Tiny means you can actually have a dignified convo with your guests. 

The world was leaning Tiny way before 2020 slashed guest lists. Couples are wanting quality over quantity. Quality time with people who matter. Quality food that doesn’t have to feed an army. Quality finishes that don’t have to cover as much ground.



When you have a wedding of 30,
you can fly in brisket from your hometown in Texas.

When you have a wedding of 20,
you can gift hand-blown ornaments as wedding favors.

When you have a wedding of 12,
You can get married IN A CASTLE CHAMPAGNE CELLAR.
(Google Biltmore House, Asheville.)

But scaling small can still be time-intensive. 

All the work that goes into making a wedding beautiful, original, and couple-centric still needs to happen. This is where SGW steps in to transition you from wedding hosts to guests of honor.

Imagine waking up on your wedding day feeling nothing but JACKED. Instead of coordinating logistics, communicating with family members, and chasing down MIA vendors, you just have to show up sexy.

No stress bubble or ugly crying into your glue gun. Just presence and intention. Without a 200+ guest list, you can easily afford the gold-star service SGW provides. 

Scale tiny. Get special. Holler at your new staff.

Review our Tiny Wedding and elopement packages, starting at just $1,750.